Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

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BIFFA BACON

Drunken bakers

LeTter BoCkS

ELON-INJURY-CLAIMS-4-U • Have YOU been injured while violently cringing at something Elon Musk has said or done? Then YOU could be entitled to compensation! Call now…

ROCK AROUND THE CLOCKSPRINGS!

NEIGHBOUR NOSE® • Wave goodbye to next-door noise uncertainty with…

JACK BLACK AND THE WARM HOUSE MYSTERY

BIG VERN

TINRIBS

Tip Top Tony

Modern Bible Stories • NEW Testament to NOW Testament

HELP ME, O LORD! • Top tips for getting the church’s top job

Your Starter for Ten (Commandments) • A Cut Out and Keep Crib Card for Learning the Big Ten

GOD’S-ON FAVOURITES!

THE PROCLAIMANTS

SiD the SEXiST

FRAN’S KAFKA

10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT GARDEN BIRDS

FREE VIZ PERPETUAL BIRD FEEDER • Attract feathered friends to your garden year-round with the

ROYAL SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF BIRDS

MAGPIE STORIES • ‘One for sorrow, two for joy’ is just a superstitious old wives’ tale. Or is it?…

HORNITHOLOGIST! • “I’m a hit with the ladies”, says self-styled Bird Man of Ashington

Watch the Birdie

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

COPPER KETTLE

GERM OF AN IDEA • Fulchester scientist’s breakthrough discovery in home laboratory

DONALD J. TRUMP • What’s in a Name?

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HOME ALONE AGAIN! • Culkin back as little Kevin

…why not get a COG • Want a pet but can’t decide between a cat or a dog?

Barnaby Grudge

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Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanit

HOG’S ‘I’ SPY

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD No. 342

CROSS THE TEAS!

RALEIGH’S CHOPPER

Mrs Brady Old Lady

VIZ

TAKING THE MICKEY • Re-animator foresees the future of filth

NEW YEAR… NEW FEAR? • CLIMATE CHANGE? MORTGAGE ARREARS? AI TAKEOVER? PANDEMICS? HUGE ENERGY BILLS? CREDIT CARD MAXED OUT? NUCLEAR WAR?

MATTHEW vs KATIE vs SIR ANTHONY WHO IS BRITAIN’S MOST HORRIBLE HOPKINS?

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