Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

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FIELDS OF COLD • Fears for pop bellend during cold snap

LetTer BoCKS • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ letters@viz.co.uk

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Top Tips

GOING, GOING, GONG! • Doubleday misses out on honour

The Famous Internet Five

NASH GORDON

Johnny Fartpants

Finaarr Saunders & his DOUBLE ENTENDRES

Jgnatius Manatee's Dixieland Jazz band

Barna by Grudge

I AM THE EGG MAN! • Colwick egg salesman sues Fab Four

EGGSPERIMENT! • Your Weekly Round-Up of Eggs in Science, with Dr Ursula Bear

EGGS BENEDICT • Sherlock star Cumberbatch kicks off on set

POINTS ON THE BOARD • No change in annual bird egg sharpness contest

Ask the Eggsperts • Your questions about eggs with Oxford Emeritus Professor of Eggs, Trelawney Squires

EGGS BOSON • Yorkshire chef set to take eggs into the Space Age

Chicken or Egg?

SUPERMARKETS SAY NO TO EASTER PUNS • Top grocery retailers unite to drop eggy marketing guff

THE VIZ GREAT BRITISH SELF-DRIVE ELECTRIC VEHICLE RACE OFF!

OOR PRINCE WULLIE

IRON MAIDEN and the GIANT CRABS of DEATH

GARY LINEKER'S TALES OF THE FOORBALLING UNEXPECTED

NOBBY'S PILES

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

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OH, LORDY! IT'S THE FAT SLAGS

Taylor Swifts' SWIFTS & TAYLORS

Roger's PROFANISAURU • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD No. 333

Drunken bakers

OUT-OF-COPYRIGHT CARTOON MOUSE DEFACEMENT COMPETITION

MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING

STARPORT! • We team up with top international jetsetter to select A-List airline staff

Mrs Brady Old Leady

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