Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

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Letterbocks • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ letters@viz.co.uk

WEATHERS FORECAST • A quick look at the forthcoming Carl Weathers character conditions across the UK

Jellyfish Fact File • with Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

TIM FOR A DAY

CORONA CORNER

JACK BLACK and the Hand Sanitiser Theorem

BROS IN SPACE

WEE RADGE JOE • … He just won't LET IT GO!

ROGER MELLIE

Co-VIP 19 • How can we keep our Celebs safe?

LUVVIE DARLING

20 GREAT WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SPIRITS UP DURING LOCKDOWN

TK MAXX

THE male Online

What to see and do at the Motorway Services

ALLOTT OF NOOKIE! • Green-fingered Gordon pledges to make sur e local MILFs get their five-a-day

PAM AYRES’ MINIATURE RAILWAY • Pam Ayres was the luckiest poet in the Brecon Beacons, for she had a miniature steam railway on which she would give rides to orphans…

Drunken bakers

NATIONAL STAR-VICE! • We en-list the A-List to see how the showbiz celebs would fare on the battlefield

THE REAL ALE TWATS

WE PICK FRUIT

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • A Valentine Update from Britain’s Favurite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

IVAN JELICAL

FURTHER SETBACK FOR ENVIRONMENT

Mrs Brady Old Lady

MEDDLESOME RATBAG

RENOVATION NIGHTMARE AT ROTHERHAM TRAIN STATION • Upgrade works at railway station cause confusion and delay

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CLUNESIUM • Star source of new element for Periodic Table, say boffins.

SU SET FOR ‘FANTASTIC VOYAGE’

OH, LORDY…IT’S THE FAT SLAGS