Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

EIGHTACE

CH, LORDY! IT’S THE FAT SLAGS

Drunken bakers

LETTER BOCKS

TERRY and DUNE

LONG LIVE LONG KING DONG

…a Valentine Ashtray

CINDY FELIX AND HER KITTY CAT MAJORETTES • Cindy Felix was the luckiest girl in Barnton, for she had her very own feline majorettes parade which she led to entertain the people of the town…

The Curse of Wittgensten

High Pee Daley

GET 3 ISSUES OF VIZ FOR JUST £3 • PLUS A FREE LIMITED EDITION MUG

AUF WEDERSEHEN Pet DETECTIVES

Jgnatius Manatee’s Dixieland Jazz Band

HOPELESS ROMANTIC! • BRITAIN is a nation of romantics, and every one of us looks forward to Valentine’s Day. Come February 14th, there is simply no greater feeling on Earth than showering chocolates, flowers, and all manner of other amorous gifts onto that one person we cherish most in the world – our partner, be they boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife.

WORLD OF THE UNSOLD

THE REAL ALE TWATS

FREE VALENTINE’S AROUND THE WORLD IN 80* ALL-NIGHT GARAGES GAME

THE BROON WINDSORS

Mrs Brady OLD LADY

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

DOCTOR WHOLITTLE

SELF-ABUSE SHENANIGANS WITH JOHN HARVEY KELLOGG

Robbie’s Robet Carer

BAXTER BASICS MP

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • A Valentine Update from Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

LAST ISSUE’S WINNERS

SUCCESS IN THE STARS • Signs looking good for April rocket blast-off

MEDDLE SOME RATBAG

AUDREY PEMBERTON INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST

NASH GORDON

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF • New C4 show to recreate life of Tudor Queen

BREXIT IS TOP OF THE POPS • EU exit puts fizz in soft drink company profits

SPAWNY GET

Johnny Fartpants