Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

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PISSED AND STOUT! IT’S THE FAT SLAGS

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Leter books • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whitley Bay, NE26 9EQ

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Top Tips

Turn your BIG CAT into a LITTLE CAT with TIGERSHRINK • Feline Size Reduction Spray

Fanny Better's HOLLY WOOD gossip • ALL THE BUZZ FROM SUNSET STRIP TO TINSELTOWN… AND BACK!

BIGSBY • THE BIGGEST DOG IN THE WORLD

WOOOOOO! REED • “Velvet Underground star is haunting my shed”

WEE RADGE JOE

GET 3 MONTHS OF VIZ FOR JUST £3

AILBERT RATCHET

SINGLE MIDDLE AGED BROTHERS

FAST, FAMOUS & FURIOUS! • We expose the ROAD RAGE shame of the A-List celebs

HEELYVEL KNIEVEL

WOOKIEE IN THE HOLE • Denbighshire charity seeks home for hairy sci-fi orphan

WHAT I THINK I WOULD THINK • We recently held a seance to ask the ghost of DORIS STOKES to ask the ghost of marathon charity walker CAPTAIN TOM MOORE what he thought he would think about what his daughter thinks he would have thought about a number of hot topics.

A PICTURE OF LOREN GRAY • TikTok star says she’s never heard of herself

TOMMY 'BANANA' JOHNSON

CATHERINE COOKSON'S The THREE DEGREES

THE male Online

THE BEE GEES and their SQUEEGEE SHE-BEES

STORE BLIM£Y! • Can Our Leaders Hack It as Pound Shop Managers?

GET FURTHER BACK! • Hobbit director to release entirety of Fabs’ lives on film

Live a Life Of Ease with a VIZ Sub

HOW TV VOTE-OFF SHOWS ARE MADE

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • A Springtime Update from Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

LAST ISSUE’S WINNERS

It's Only Grock and Droll

BRICK TEASE • Lego fans go wild for new set

SiD the SEXiST

MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING

A PLAGUE ON ALL YOUR HOUSES! • Accident sends Sheffield back to the dark ages

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FION v KEN v ROBERT THE WHO IS THE BEST BRUCE? • It’s the question that has single-handedly rented friendships, marriages families and careers in twain throughout the centuries…

FRUT BUNN